My Dear Osama

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My Dear Osama,

I hope you are doing well and that your kidneys are not giving you much trouble.

I don't know where to begin to thank you for your great contributions to my cause and ambitions in dominating the region and crushing the Palestinian will and hopes. For long, I have wondered how I could do that without attracting too much attention from the international community, especially the Americans. I don't worry to much about the Arabs because their leaders are still in a coma since 1948. The main issue was, I did not know how I could inflict more death and destruction upon the Palestinians without angering or embarrassing the Americans. But thanks to you, everything is going well now. I really appreciate your help. 

Since the successful 9/11 attack on America, I have been able to carry out my plans to the letter. I convinced the Americans that I am not oppressing the Palestinians but I too am fighting TERRORISM. I convinced them that the Palestinians are just as bad as Alqaida and as dangerous to US and Israel. I got the green light to assassinate, kill, crush, destroy, occupy, massacre... you name it, I did it, and with American weapons and sympathy ... Thank you, so much. The Palestinians are burning American flags along with the Israeli flags. ... which is just perfect. And my people have elected me again to "protect" them from Palestinian "TERROR" ... don't you just love the sound of this word? It is so magical to me.

Can you believe that they even let me imprison that helpless Arafat in his compound all this time and destroy all of his forces, so he can neither control his people nor defend them? Who could ask for anything more? An Israeli PM's dream come true. I can target shoot at will, just like I do on my grandson's Nintendo game.

Also, I convinced the Americans again that I too need billions of dollars to fight terrorism and protect American and Israeli interests in the region. They believed me. It's going to be a good year.

One of the most important things you have helped me with, is to convince George to take care of Saddam for me. I couldn't even dream of this with out your help. All these initiatives have put me in a very strategic position to dominate the entire Middle East... actually the entire world .. because I can convince George to do anything for me.

I will be eternally grateful for all your help.

Please take care of yourself and wish you best of luck in your hide and seek game. Sorry to rush, but I have many "thank you" letters to write to the Arab and Muslim leaders for their support by not making too much waves.

Shalom, oops, I mean Salaam.

Yours' truly,

PS. Please follow regular communication protocol and destroy this letter after you have read it.


(Note: The above letter is fiction. Or is it? !)


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Older Comments:
ALI ABDULLAH FROM UK said:
I always suspected Osama bin Laden was an agent of the Zionists. Whether he is a willing agent, or merely a "useful idiot" is another matter entirely...
2003-03-01

DINO DEMARS FROM FRANCE said:
Detective X wrote:

I could go on and tell you more of clues, here's a source you all might like. http:\www.DavidIcke.com
I think one has to be absolute bird-brain to believe this bushshit.

*Ahem* You're quoting a source who believes that the Queen of England is a giant lizard, and you feel that you are qualified to determine who is a bird brain? I'm quite serious - David Icke believes that practically every famous person from the Queen to Madonna is a giant lizard. Read through some of his earlier work, and you'll realize that in addition to imagining 'automatic anti-missile systems' for buildings, he has other 'issues'.

Have you ever been to an important building in the US, Europe or Australia? Did you see one of these automatic anti-missile batteries out on the lawn? No? That's probably because they don't exist. As for the black box, the explosion and fire was enough to bring down a skyscraper. I'm pretty sure that is outside the parameters the original design was meant to survive.

You should try thinking for yourself, rather than believing whatever conspiracy theory you come across on the internet.
2003-02-26

DETECTIVE X FROM USA said:
9/11 was an organised drama. Not even in Afghanistan can you hijack 4 planes in 45 minutes.
--A commercial pilot is given 4-digit code, which he sends to control tower if the plane is hijacked, only by pressing 4 damn keys on the keypad. None of the pilots even tried, otherwise control tower would've know.
--In USA, Europe and even Australia, they've got anti-missile systems guarding important buildings like the ones in Manhattan, Pentagon and White house. They blow down anything approaching to the building, may it be a plane, rocket, missile or a rocket from launcher. They're automatic, not run by men. Obviously they were all shut down that morning.
--Blackbox is designed to bear pressure 6 times more than the pressure a rocket exerts to take off. Blackbox wont be damaged if put in sea water for 24 hours. Had any of you ever heard of a plane crash with its blackbox destroyed? Well..its all happened on 9/11..but still they claim to have found Mohammed Atta's passport near ground zero, who was flying the plane.
I could go on and tell you more of clues, here's a source you all might like.
http:\www.DavidIcke.com
I think one has to be absolute bird-brain to believe this bushshit.
2003-02-25

JOHN SMIKAL FROM US said:
i think that could very much be true.thank ,keep up the good work
2003-02-24

ALLEN KRIEGER FROM UNITED STATES said:
It is no wonder as to your cause is a failure.very intelligent letter.
2003-02-23

RAGNAR HUNTER FROM USA said:
how true. they are both terrorists of the worst order and both need to die. one gives an excuse to the other for the murders they commit.
2003-02-21

AMJID ALI KHAN FROM UK said:
well wut u have if u have done my dear brother is not part of islam, innocent ppl were killed of whom were muslims aswell, i have no sympathy with USA goverment but this was not called for.

these action may not have been given a green light it may aswell have been the zoinismist whom have done a suptacular job to make there dream come true to make israel as greater isreal state, by invading muslim countries in middle east.

for crying out loud wake up u ppls who call then selves as protector of civilision when are u to wake up when the Mecca is under Zionism and USA, well then that will be a bit to much for muslims mostly in Western world who are well alert to the attrocities commited to muslims in palestine chechnya, com on prince Abdullah u need to be prince of islam not prince of kafar, u mr king Abdullah u have great ties with UK but fast a sleep in ur cuzy beds with ur english inlaws.

well islam has seen more bad times than these so dream on middle east leaders u might aswell take saddam with u aswell and just yeh sleep it off while muslims die in thousands.

A syria well the only voice of muslims to be heard in UN is that it? wut abt the rest? surly islam is the second biggiest religion in the world and only one man speak for them well done mr asab bashir, may Allah accept ur good work.

and finally turkey, u got the right name turkey, no courage wuts soever we muslims thought by islamic goverment comming in to power will make aur cry louder well well well, its totally killed it off just coz bushy gave u a package ... well i call that begging sorry to say mr gul, i would all those who are killed by soilders on ur soil may ALLAH give the sins and may put blood on ur hand, u know wut i mean, the one who kills and the one who harbours killer are killers aswell u heard bushy say that.

MAY ALLAH HAVE PEACE ON UR SOULS

2003-02-21

MAMAT FROM MALAYSIA said:
I have to be agree with Alex though.Sharon is the object here,Osama just a subject.Read throughly guys,find the meaning behind a word.and decide.
2003-02-21

JAUDAT FROM CANADA said:
the so called "9/11" attacks, you call successful.. that was staged by your people (USA and Israel) pentagon attack was not by a plane.. i know it wasn't cause they showed the twin towers soo many times and when it came to the Pentagon there were no planes, no wreckage of the plane and no evidence of the crash.
you had the green light to assassinate, kill, crush, destroy, occupy and massacre when you were allowed into the state of Palestine. the europeans didn't like you much and wanted you out of there country so they decided to give you a land, odd eh?
after world war two ended then the fight started by the aggressors (British, French and Jews) against the muslims in palestine which was NOT provoked by muslims. just now, the present day the israelis made the moves against the palentines first by occupying and killing. Israelis or should i say Jews love to kill. This stated in a respectable news paper "the Israeli enemy has lost its mind. They are like an angry bull ... We have to make (Israel) pay the price sooner or later..."
the USA government are blind, controlled like puppets by the Jews. USA will go to everything to take over iraq even doing another act like the 9/11 but over seas to win the support of his people.
hopefully you eyes will be opened by allah.
2003-02-21

MUSLIM FROM USA said:
To iviews,
what non-sense are you guys publishing???

Please learn the ettiquttes of current International relations before jumping into it.

You guys seriously need to get your facts/opinions right. If I didn't know any better I would say you guys love America more than you love Muslims and Islam combined.

Allah knows best.

Muslim
2003-02-20

MUSLIM FROM USA said:
This is absurd. Muslims have truly reached the height of ignorance.

We should be challenging our real enemy, West and Israel instead of cutting each others' troats.

You are a shame.

wasalam.
Muslim.
2003-02-20

AMIN FROM USA said:
Usama is guilty, there was evidence and confession on prime time on Arab and world networks
I will believe Ussama isn't guilty if you can proove without internet sources, and with accredited scientists that his own admission in Arabic is a Hoax, scientists all over the world said the tape was authentic
2003-02-20

AMIN FROM USA said:
If you want to call that 2 bit foolmujhaddin than go ahead, I won't stop you. But you will not be among those who believe on the last day if you delude anyone else into thinking the same. Anyone who kills an innocent for any reason will be punished thoroughly in the end. That includes "mujahhidin" blowing up unarmed civilians in buses, in cafes, and in malls. The Quran and the prophet were very clear about this.
try reading your Quran not Ussama's rhetoric.

He's a rabid, dieing dog. If you support him you support the devil and imperil your soul.
I only hope you come around before your death
Asalamu Ailikum
2003-02-20

ALEX FROM USA said:
For God's sake... Did you guys read or just scan the article while being preoccupied with your own introverted view of the world. The article is not about Osama... IT IS ABOUT SHARON
2003-02-20

ZAFAR FROM USA said:
At last (some) Muslims are waking up and leaving the personality cult of Osama.
2003-02-20

MIKE HALE FROM USA said:
Usama is nothing but a dirty little rat that will be erradicated from this planet as soon as the US finds him. Whether today or 10 years from now.
Allah and Islam have no place for this scumbag,
he will never walk the streets a free man because he'll find a bullet in his head.
He's a dirty little rat.
2003-02-20

BELIEVER FROM US said:
have you ever considered the possibility that osoma did not play the part he's been portraid as playing in this whole fiasco? i think you should appologize for your accusations and publicly state other avenue which might have been taken in order to speak in such an openly ignorant tone.

A Believer
2003-02-20

ABDULAZEEZ FROM NIGERIA said:
If you hate osama that is your business.All i kwow is that osama is mujahideen.May God contiue to protect him and his members.
2003-02-20

ADAM FROM USA said:
The only thing I can say to the person/persons who wrote this letter as well as to the people who go about cursing other muslims simply because now their life of comfort and ease has been disrupted and for once they are seeing just a little bit of how muslims around the world live everyday.. To these people, I have to say.. Before you go around assuming others of doing something and accusing others of doing something.. look at ourselves first. What is it that you have done not only for your deen but for yourself according to Quran and Sunnah?...

If we call ourselves muslims.. then regardless of who did the 9 11 attacks... it was something for the muslims in america.. that woke them up from their sweet dreams and into a phase of reality. Surely we believe that sometimes we may see something as harmful towards us but it will be good and sometimes we see a thing as good for us but it is harmful.

To those who have the mind to understand, then let them understand.. as for those who do not understand then may they never understand.
2003-02-20

MADDEN FROM AUSTRALIA said:
Why don't you try getting along with each other for once in your lives? You people know no other existence than butchering each other. You'll never get anywhere unless you change your lives and beliefs. Take a look at other countries and take a leaf out of their book.
2003-02-20

MOHAMMED FROM UNITED KINGDOM said:
The letter right from the start assumes that Osama is guilty. Do most people believe everything they read or watch on television to be the truth?
2003-02-20

AMY FROM USA said:
dgals: obviously you are a little frustrated at learning that the world does indeed have a third great religion--ISLAM. And the followers are called MUSLIMS.

Time to get out from under your rock and acknowledge that Jews, Christians, USA, and Israel is not where the story ends.

The final chapter will be written by Muslims with the help of your and my God/Allah -Insha'Allah.

BTW, thanks for visiting an Islamic webiste, maybe next time you can post more informed messages.
2003-02-20

ROMELIA PALACIOS FROM USA said:
if there were no tvs, computers, newspapers,radios ,telegrams ect, ect, ect,how the world could see that sharon kills and destroys as he pleases perhaps summoned by his lord satan you would of got a laugh or something out of the letter but as its standnds ,no!! you just could not cut the muster.usama knows what sharon has been up to for many many many years so im sure its of no consecuence to him ,his on his course just like our cowboy president and theres no stopping either of them , hey i have an idea how about locking them all up together and not go back to see what happened?
2003-02-20

RAUF FROM CANADA said:
Obviously the rat is related to Sharon. He is clever. Knows how to manipulate the not so smart Bush. Seems to have born recently as is unaware that they have masacered Palestinians for half a century now - not to mention that they have been plundering Palestinian lands (and US $$$s all along)!
2003-02-20

SHAM ALI FROM AUSTRALIA said:
Only a complete munafiqoon could have written this letter. Little wonder he/she did not leave their name.

The person writes as though the Israelis have only started killing the Palestinians since Sep 2001.
I dont know from under which rock you just crawled out of, but the Palestinians have been getting Massacred for 50 years. 50 YEARS, HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK THE ISRAELIS NEED TO WITHDRAW FROM PALESTINIAN TERRITORY???
You write as though uptil Sep 2001 Americans were friends of the Palestinians. As though before this the Americans were not supplying the Israelis with Weapons. Your level unintelligence defies words. Lets see uptil 2001 America had only given the Israel around $130bn in military and economic Aid! How many UN resolutions against Israel had America vetoed before Sep 2001??? Its not 1 or 2 its dozens you brainless monkey!

So I ask you, whats changed after Sep 2001??? WAKE UP TO YOURSELF YOU SOUND LIKE AN UTTER COWARD. AND YOU ARE!!

I cant beleive Iviews even published this persons nonsense!
2003-02-19

ABDUR RAZZAQ FROM USA said:
It is sad when the most prominent figure of Islam is a crazed Khariji, takfeeri, devil. I pray for him as for anyone else who harbors ill-will toward Islam, in the words of (I believe) Sheikh Al-Albaani - May Allah either Guide him, or shatter his backbone. This brings me to DGAL whose name should read Dajjaal! Do you know me? So how dare you say that all Muslims should die! You probably have never even met one. How dare you say we should go back where we came from! If we all went back to where we came from the only people remaining here would be the indigenous Native americans. You obviously know nothing of the religion so you should not speak about that which you have no knowledge!
If you say that you have never complained about this country or gov't then you are a liar. Therefore do not hate those who choose to voice their opinion in opposition to injustice.
Why should we have to condemn the 9/11 attacks (and several Muslim groups did so)? Whoever does not consider them morally wrong is morally bankrupt. If I, as a Muslim, must condemn the actions of those suicidal imbacilic Muslims, then you, as an Italian, must apologize for Roman Empirial atrocities, Mussolini and WWII, as ALL the crimes committed by the Mafia. Why don't you go visit a Mosque to see what goes on for yourself and meet some Muslims before you rant about nonsense. It is people like you that make the Muslims here go overboard in disavowing the Kuffar. So may Allah give you exactly what you deserve!
2003-02-19

FRISHTA NEJAH FROM AUSTRALIA said:
Firstly, in retort to a comment made by Amin:
"Militant Groups" as you describe them, are merely recipricating the "tactics" of the Israeli army in retaliation to the "Terror" inflicted upon their civilian population on a daily basis! The "Terror tactics" that the Palistinians are using, are those that were introduced to them by American-backed, Israeli Terrorists in the 1960's!
It's very easy to sit at your PC with a cup of coffee and speak of such "insensitivities to American public opinion" following 9/11, however if genocide had become a way of life for your people, I'm sure political strategies and hidden agenda's would be replaced by the only revenge you would know....blood!

As for this "satirical" little letter, I think it raises many points of discussion and we could analyse it until the beginning of next year. Basically, I think that Sharon's actions since the 9/11 attacks have gone unaddressed by the entire world, especially the US. I don't believe that Ossama is the blame for this but merely a catalyst for the agenda's of a few men who were waiting anxiously for opportunity to present itself!
As for the cataclysm in Palistine, that is the only way these people can attempt to level the playing field in the war of terror aimed at their civilian population!
2003-02-19

RASHED FROM BANGLADESH said:
its a lie
Usama left his luxury & choosed desert life only for the sake of islam i believe.His actions may not be accepted by all, it might also be wrong but he is doing for the sake of islam.
2003-02-19

EHAB HASAN FROM USA said:
This is why, as every Muslim knows, nothing has set the Islamic agenda back more than the attacks of 9-11 while hardly putting a dent in American Military and Economic power (despite the severity of the current recession). Whatever sympathy there may have been in the Christian West towards Islam/Muslims has eroded. Even those folks kind enough to distance Muslims from those horrific acts are too frightened to speak up in our defense, lest they be labeled "terrorist sympathizers". The list of setbacks is well known to anyone related to this issue (i.e. the World's Muslims and those who hate them). This is what leads many a rationale Muslim to claim that there is no way another Muslim could have done such a thing. We are, officially, for those of you who don't know by now, on the defensive.

What's more depressing is that the goal for Muslims in this current dilemma has been set not by Muslims but by those with no love lost for Islam; 'Prove you are Western, fight for the soul of Islam, reform, look at the example set by Turkey, etc' are suggestions of how to wrestle this peaceful religion from those who "hijacked" it from us. These suggestions come form none other than right-wing Christians, right-wing pundits, life-long Zionists and such.

It is a depressing state. The only solace comes from the words of God and the belief that He will show His mighty hand at the right time, as He promises. Question is when will we show that we deserve it?
2003-02-19

JS said:
this is bunch of crap!this person who wrote this is in another dimension.
2003-02-19

DGALS FROM USA said:
THE CRUSADERS WERE RIGHT TO FIGHT
MOSLEMS-JIHAD-YOU'RE ARE CREATING
ANOTHER ONE FOR YOURSELF. HOW YOU CAN
TALK ABOUT KILLING AND HATRED IN SUCH
CYNICAL TERMS-ALL OF YOU HAVE SICK MINDS
AND SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE ALL TOGETHER-1
BILLION OF YOU YEH!!!!!!!


ANY RELIGON THAT ENCOURAGES VIOLENCE IN
THE WORLD -ANY KIND SHOULD BE CONDEMNED.
HOW DARE YOU THINK THE LAND OF ISRAEL IS
YOURS-YOU WERE THE SECOND RELIGON AND AN
EVIL ONE.

THE ANGER AND JEALOUSY TOWARDS ISRAEL
AND THE US IS SO HATEFUL AND EVIL-I HOPE WE
ALL START SPITTING AND ATTACKING YOU -
(WHATS THE DIFFERENCE YOU BELIEVE IN
SUICIDE FOR THE CAUSE) IN THE U.S. I WISH THEY
WOULD BAN ALL MOSLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY
BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I NEVER
HEARD ONE OF YOU CREEPS CONDEMNING THE 9/
11 ATTACK. YOU SHOW SO MUCH HATRED-WHAT
IS YOU RELIGON-ITS NOT A RELIGON-ITS A CULT
OF EVIL PEOPLE.

I DON'T LOOK AT YOU PEOPLE AS HAVING A
RELIGON-BUT LIKE EVIL CHILDREN THAT LOVES
TO HATE JEWS. BY THE WAY I'M ITALIAN-NOT
JEWISH. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY DEMOCRATIC
COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T STINK IN THE REGION
AND YOU LIVE LIKE BEGGARS. YOU'VE MADE ME
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY PREJUDICE AGAINST
MOSLEMS. BLAME YOURSELVES-IN THE END YOU
WILL ALL COMMIT SUICIDE-WHY DO YOU THINK
GOD PUT YOU HERE-TO COMMIT SUICIDE, KILL
PEOPLE AND SPREAD THE WORD OF HATE? YOU
PEOPLE ARE NUTS-USELESS ON THIS EARTH-GO
TO YOUR OTHER LIFE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
SINCERELY YOURS YOU ALL SPEAK WITH FORK
TONGUE-liars not to be believed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2003-02-19

AMIN FROM USA said:
Usama admitted having done Sept 11, and with the exception of a few nuts who somehow convinced themselves in their delusional states that the tape was a forgery it is accepted as truth now.
Independent researches analyzed the tape and said it was Usama's voice and that it wasn't patched together as forgery, both things easily seen by detailed computer analysis.
If anyone says different than this I would like to see their credentials and their research, because all the research I have seen shows otherwise.
The point of this Article is to show that Usama is as much of a good Muslim as Ariel Sharon.
Both benefit in the end. The US looses credability and Usama gets what he wants, and Sharon effectively turned public opinion against the Palestinians, in the US.

Some is fictional.
Anyone who knows Bush's political leanings prior to 911 knows he would have given Israel the help anyway do to his evangelical Christian insanity, Oh i Mean voting base.

As for Sharon and the "Terrorism" issue, maybe if Militant groups had changed their tactic to attacking tanks and occupation, rather than cafes and settlements public opinion wouldn't have shifted as it did when they saw "suicide" attacks on civilians, something Americans could suddenly relate too.
911 benefited Israel as much as Palestinian tactics were insensitive to American public opinion after 911
You should never make a PR/propaganda campaign easy for your opponants.
2003-02-19

SHIFA FROM AUSTRALIA said:
This is precisely why I do not believe that the evidence truly supports the claim that "dear Osama" was behind the 9/11 terrorist attack on NY.
2003-02-19