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    Posted: 01 July 2008 at 10:45am
lol. Its all true. . .
"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."
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"That's fine, dear" which means " Oh God! Not again!"Cry
And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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Originally posted by Woodstock Woodstock wrote:

"Ok." means "I have no clue as to what you said, But I'm sure you'll tell me again later." with which We will reply "Ok."
 
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"Ok." means "I have no clue as to what you said, But I'm sure you'll tell me again later." with which We will reply "Ok."
Speak a little Learn alot.
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"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"
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Some of these, I have learned in life, are so very true.
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"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

 That ones the best!

Thanks for the post

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What Men REALLY Mean ... 

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."
Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW just fine."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really mean....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"Good idea."
Really means...."It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means...."I have no idea how it works."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."
Really means...."Let's go someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

 

 
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