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    Posted: 14 January 2008 at 6:24am

 

Genesis 34 >>
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1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land. 2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her. 3 And his soul clave unto Dinah the daughter of Jacob, and he loved the damsel, and spake kindly unto the damsel. 4 And Shechem spake unto his father Hamor, saying, Get me this damsel to wife. 5 And Jacob heard that he had defiled Dinah his daughter: now his sons were with his cattle in the field: and Jacob held his peace until they were come. 6 And Hamor the father of Shechem went out unto Jacob to commune with him. 7 And the sons of Jacob came out of the field when they heard it: and the men were grieved, and they were very wroth, because he had wrought folly in Israel in lying with Jacob's daughter: which thing ought not to be done.
8 And Hamor communed with them, saying, The soul of my son Shechem longeth for your daughter: I pray you give her him to wife. 9 And make ye marriages with us, and give your daughters unto us, and take our daughters unto you. 10 And ye shall dwell with us: and the land shall be before you; dwell and trade ye therein, and get you possessions therein. 11 And Shechem said unto her father and unto her brethren, Let me find grace in your eyes, and what ye shall say unto me I will give. 12 Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

13 And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister: 14 And they said unto them, We cannot do this thing, to give our sister to one that is uncircumcised; for that were a reproach unto us: 15 But in this will we consent unto you: If ye will be as we be, that every male of you be circumcised; 16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people. 17 But if ye will not hearken unto us, to be circumcised; then will we take our daughter, and we will be gone.

18 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son. 19 And the young man deferred not to do the thing, because he had delight in Jacob's daughter: and he was more honorable than all the house of his father. 20 And Hamor and Shechem his son came unto the gate of their city, and communed with the men of their city, saying, 21 These men are peaceable with us; therefore let them dwell in the land, and trade therein; for the land, behold, it is large enough for them; let us take their daughters to us for wives, and let us give them our daughters. 22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised. 23 Shall not their cattle and their substance and every beast of theirs be ours? only let us consent unto them, and they will dwell with us. 24 And unto Hamor and unto Shechem his son hearkened all that went out of the gate of his city; and every male was circumcised, all that went out of the gate of his city.

25 And it came to pass on the third day, when they were sore, that two of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's brethren, took each man his sword, and came upon the city boldly, and slew all the males. 26 And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of the sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out. 27 The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spoiled the city, because they had defiled their sister. 28 They took their sheep, and their oxen, and their asses, and that which was in the city, and that which was in the field, 29 And all their wealth, and all their little ones, and their wives took they captive, and spoiled even all that was in the house. 30 And Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, Ye have troubled me to make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, among the Canaanites and the Perizzites: and I being few in number, they shall gather themselves together against me, and slay me; and I shall be destroyed, I and my house. 31 And they said, Should he deal with our sister as with an harlot?

 

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SWEETSWORDS 76 [ Retro Majnu and classic Layla ]

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By Poga Humayun Dundiwala

In Separation Layla became sick Layla be came anemic
So her fan
The name sake Ashique Khan
Gathered in dinner clubs to drink her health and long life
Yet when doctor said we need blood donor from you men and wife
All fled apart from her MEHBOOB KHAN
Who said never mind this tiny syringe bring your mightiest scalpel knife
Take every drop quick and fast
To bring tides in her river of life i will turn my eternal oceans to dust
And doctor saved life of Layla without losing Majnu's vitality
And again all gathered at her recovery gala party
All said about theirs longing and suffering while she was unwell
Only Majnu remained silent he knows not what to tell
She replied every address with attractive smiles and aromatic kiss
And neglected Majnu with desolate distressing dismiss
All were happy and emphatic
But Majnu was in fit and frenzy the euphoric ecstatic
All said whats up fool
Why are you beating your shameful Be Sharam Dhool
She spoke to us but neglected you totally
That's why i was the only one to be treated differentially
If I were to be treated like you
That will be occupying infinite line in the never ending queue
Her action of me differ so i am special
For you new sheep's there is need for loud calls
But for this old dog there is the silent whistle

Poga Say's in a Foolington Maze

The bride is Jew
And the groom is Hindu
The Devi Diana and the Danav Dino Bondu
From the groom side came the father aboriginal king
From the side of the bride came the son of prophet the holy divine being
The king said oh son of god you who teach the monotheistic dogma
But i tell you sir this is love the pure emotional drama
Our son did not rape Diana because she is his married wife
He respects her loves her values her more than his life
Your daughter forsaken you because of you harshness toward the humanity
It is because you think you are the chosen people the human divinity
You think you are son of Adam and we are son of Iblis
It is as you say you are all class and we are the race of savage Khobis
We say brothers we are all human just like you
We say brothers please don't separate the lovers just because the bride is Jew
And the groom is Hindu
The Devi Diana and the Danav Dino Bondu
But the Jewish Levi Say's listen brother Simone
Indeed this Kaffir thinks he can insult the Musalman
We cannot fight them now because they out number us hundred to one
So tell them we will accept them if they become Musalman
Tell them it is god who separates us so let us believe in one ALLAH
Tell them brother Simone love can never grow to unite between the Pundit and the Mullah
And Dino Bondu and his people accepted the condition so love may grow
They accepted to share wealth children and faith for theirs better tomorrow
All theirs sons circumcised according to Jewish decree
And all the hindu woman were terrified watching this horror story
While all theirs men lay helpless with very sore penis
It was the time the Jew shown his true self and turned from Mr nice news to Mr nasty nemesis
They killed every men including the newborn baby boy
They the sons of god raped the sad sorrowful earthen woman in full of joy
They did it all because the bride was jew
And the groom was Hindu
The Devi Diana and the danav Dino Bondu

 

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