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    Posted: 29 February 2008 at 12:40pm
Allah (there is no god but He) none has the right to be worshipped but Allah! Allah is the King of the Earth and the heavens He is the Answer to everything (He Rules) He is the Judge and everything happens according to His Will therefore None has the right be worshiped but Allah and Mohammed (Peace And Blessings of Allah Be Upon Him) is the Messenger of Allah!.  Allah!
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Vegan patient Say's oh my blood sucker needle

Dr Acula told me about this blood curdling puzzle

He said in one box there was six eggs to be shared by two doctor two nurse and two matron

Yet how come one egg still remain in the carton

Vegan patient Say's of my blood sucker needle

Tell me about this vegan brain bender with your meaty logic and AQL

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

The last one took the last passenger with the whole compartment

He took egg and the box what you call easy

Unlike this men who is thinking busy

He is thinking about another men who entered into an empty cove

Front of him was oil lamp wax candle wooden logs and gas stove

But alas men only have one matchstick

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

Men was thinking what did another men lighted first using his Aql and  Logic

Underground Undertaker Say's Oh log of overground pyre

First thing he lighted was his matchstick on fire

Then he started looking

And he was looking for thing that the maker does not need it

The buyer does not use it

And the user use it without knowing

Underground Undertaker Say's oh log of overground Pyre

Tell me what is that thing the men was looking there

Log of overground Pyre Say's of my Underground Undertaker

The men was looking for coffin what is not for the buyer nor for the seller nor for the Maker

But tell about this deadly being

He was found dead hanging from the living room ceiling

No one was at home and there was nothing in vicinity to support his state

Nor there was extra rope so he can lift his own weight

Only clue there was that the floor was wet

Log of overground Pyre Say's oh my Underground Undertaker

Tell me how death came in the living room

Tell me how did the met

 

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Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim

I am sorry that I Preached too hard

but I was only trying to answer the problem

Was not the answer Guide? (vigilance)

I will Preach hard til the World is turned in to Paradise! where we all become Guiders and Preachers of Good!

Sorry that I am preaching too hard (but I won't stop Preaching Success til everyone Submits to Allah) sorry that I was too Kind and Caring! I will be Kind and Caring till you do not need me O wait I will be Kind and Caring when You don't even need it because I need the more we got the more we need in Kindness and Care (Be Vigilant) be Carefull!

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

 

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Originally posted by The Guided One The Guided One wrote:

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim

Brothers and sisters we need to learn good knowledge

till it becomes a habit in our life

A good habit will Guide us and once we have a good habit

We will guide all those who have knowledge

Let us all seek knowledge and adopt it so it becomes a habit

then surely we will be vigilant people (wise).

we all seek Wisdom (Vigilance).

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

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Asssalmaualaikum

Brother suliaman

This is humour section you come here to learn wit

if you do not have the answer to the quiz

then stop posting your preaching here go to the section basic of ISLAM



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Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim

Brothers and sisters we need to learn good knowledge

till it becomes a habit in our life

A good habit will Guide us and once we have a good habit

We will guide all those who have knowledge

Let us all seek knowledge and adopt it so it becomes a habit

then surely we will be vigilant people (wise).

we all seek Wisdom (Vigilance).

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

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Vegan pateient Say's oh my blood sucker needle

Dr Acula told me about this blood curdling puzzle

He said in one box there was six eggs to be shared by two doctor two nurse and two matron

Yet how come one egg still remain in the carton

Vegan patient Say's of my blood sucker needle

Tell me about this vegan brain bender with your meaty logic and AQL

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

The last one took the last passenger with the whole compartment

He took egg and the box what you call easy

Unlike this men who is thinking busy

He is thinking about another men who entered into an empty cove

Front of him was oil lamp wax candle wooden logs and gas stove

But alas men only have one matchstick

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

Men was thinking what did another men lighted first using his Aql and  Logic

Underground Undertaker Say's Oh log of overground pyre

First thing he lighted was his matchstick on fire

Then he started looking

And he was looking for thing that the maker does not need it

The buyer does not use it

And the user use it without knowing

Underground Undertaker Say's oh log of overground Pyre

Tell me what is that thing the men was looking there

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Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim.

Yes, brother, I agree with you that once we learn how to listen/read  correctly, it will be easy for us to process our thoughts then talk/write back correctly.

The Needle Say's O the Patient of  Vegan Doctor

One of  you took the last guest with the whole facility

You took the egg and the carton what you hoped-for

unlike the other one who is busy thinking

He is thinking about another man who entered in an empty Cave

front of him was oil lamp wax candle wooden logs and gas stove

but alas the man has only one matchstick

The needle says O the Patient of the Vegan Doctor

the other matron was thinking what did the Cave-man lighted

using his intellect to light the Cave and cook his lamp

The needle says O you matron

why don't you use your intellect to solve the puzzles?

were not you able to figure out who left the meal for you in the box

and your friend how the man lighted his candle and stove

which he used the matchstick?

now allow this medicine to heal you by not doubting it

and return not ever to the path where you caught the disease 

 you all will  get well  soon if Allah wills.

 

The Prophet and the one who met him continued:

The Medicine and Guide says O the Prophet meeter

The Believer followed the last Messenger

and all which was revealed to him and all which he recommended

He believed the articles and the Pillars of submission

which you question doubt and deny

while you know It is the truth from the Lord of all that exist (Allah)

You are thinking busy

thinking about another man who came into existence

front of him are Heart Sense Faith Success Guidance

and Scripture

But by Blessings and Mercy

the man has only

a One Guiding-Friend (Allah)

Are you thinking about what the man followed first using his brain and heart?

Then let me give you the answer the man believed and followed

Allah then obeyed His commands

There is no god but Allah

Whom He Guides is Rightly Guided and whom he sends Astray

you will find no Friend and Lord to Guide them except Allah

then will you not believe?

Who is the Lord of all that exist?

You will answer (Allah or the Creator)

will you then not follow the Guidance from Your Lord?

Allah is He who created all that exist

and you will find no Lord besides Him

None has the right to be worshiped but He

will you then not understand?

If you want to be healed and guided to the right Path

then avoid evil and do good

Your Lord wishes you success and he knows your needs and ability

He just wants you to be good and not evil

Indeed a pure heart is sufficient for you to earn Your Lord's Pleasure

So go back to your Soul deep into your Heart and plant a Seed of

Respect for Your Creator and ask Him to Guide you to Success and

Paradise as a Believer in Allah and His Messages

 I guarantee you success and Paradise

if You earn Your Lord's Pleasure

Respect yourself and obey Your beautiful heart

and follow it to the right Path

Avoid following the Brain

which is mostly controlled by Satan and falsehood

follow the heart which is dominated by goodness and reality

if you allow the Guide and medicine to heal you

 then you will indeed be one of the successful Creatures

on earth and in the heavens.

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh.

 



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Peace and blessings of Allah be with you all

I think these mind bending thoughts seem not that easy to solve

I hope my thoughts make sense.

Thanks.

Peace and security



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