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Corny Pick-Up lines. . . |
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abuayisha 
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 Topic: Corny Pick-Up lines. . .Posted: 18 February 2009 at 4:23pm |
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Chrysalis
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Posted: 18 February 2009 at 2:32pm |
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Okay, I got these in an email, tho some u may have read som before, i still found them amusing! ( hopefully none of our brothers here use them )
 You gotta be a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya. . .
Is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day . . .
Do u believe in love at first site, or do i have to walk by again?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. . .
Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming. . .
I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. . .
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. . .
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! |
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