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Perks of reaching 50 and beyond |
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Saladin 
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 Topic: Perks of reaching 50 and beyondPosted: 10 March 2009 at 9:54am |
 .....Good one Alex! |
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'Trust everyone but not the devil in them'
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aka2x2
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Posted: 04 March 2009 at 1:07pm |
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lol.....!!! |
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Respectfully
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 7:34pm |
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17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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Alex
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 7:14pm |
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Inshallah in good health!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostages situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.You can eat supper at 4pm.
09. You can live without your newspaper but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Edited by Alex - 10 March 2009 at 12:28pm |
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