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    Posted: 17 December 2015 at 10:00pm
sorry dear tiger post is not available , I have a life time contract
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amazing ;)

if it's true you're crazy

enjoy your life (and job of course)
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Originally posted by Eoah Eoah wrote:

Yo!  That reminds me the true story of when I was doing this computer course.  My Afghan classmate was very amused and very curious about the term "Going bananas" and asked me what it meant.  I told him it means "Going nuts".  He asks me "Well, what does going nuts mean?" I told him it means "going ape".  Then he asks me what going ape mean't and I said that it means going bananas.  He says, "I still don't get it".  So, I did an impersonation of an ape going bananas/nuts/ape.  At that moment the teacher walks in to the classroom and asks what I am doing and went bananas for disrupting his class.

Later, my Afghan classmate told he understands what I mean now.

Gee, the things I have to do to promote cultural understanding.Clown


lol - That creates quite a vision. LOL

Just realized you'd probably appreciate this one too:

A cheetah and a lion raced. The cheetah won. Lion: "Man, you a cheetah!" Cheetah: "Man, you lion!"


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Yo!  That reminds me the true story of when I was doing this computer course.  My Afghan classmate was very amused and very curious about the term "Going bananas" and asked me what it meant.  I told him it means "Going nuts".  He asks me "Well, what does going nuts mean?" I told him it means "going ape".  Then he asks me what going ape mean't and I said that it means going bananas.  He says, "I still don't get it".  So, I did an impersonation of an ape going bananas/nuts/ape.  At that moment the teacher walks in to the classroom and asks what I am doing and went bananas for disrupting his class.

Later, my Afghan classmate told he understands what I mean now.

Gee, the things I have to do to promote cultural understanding.Clown
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Originally posted by abosait abosait wrote:

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"


LOL!!!!
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LOL...very funny ..

 
keep mailing this!!
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