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   Quotes are very important things for wishing someone. For this reason today I am going to share with you about funny quotes. Read and enjoy. 

�I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.�
 - Jarod Kintz

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. "
 � William Shakespeare

"Etc. � End of Thinking Capacity. "
 � Unknown

"If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you�re a tool. "
 � Unknown

"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. "
 � Unknown

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quoteschart Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter. Joined: 18 March 2015 Status: Offline Points: 3	Post Options Post Reply Quote quoteschart Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: 9 funny quotes Posted: 06 August 2015 at 11:21am
	Quotes are very important things for wishing someone. For this reason today I am going to share with you about funny quotes. Read and enjoy. �I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.� - Jarod Kintz "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. " � William Shakespeare "Etc. � End of Thinking Capacity. " � Unknown "If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you�re a tool. " � Unknown "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. " � Unknown Source: http://www.quoteschart.com/funny-quotes/

The Bearded One Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 13 May 2015 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 253	Post Options Post Reply Quote The Bearded One Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26 May 2015 at 3:33pm
	9 funny quotes from stand-ups, including one about �Uncle Eid�. Enjoy! https://blogofthebeardedone.wordpress.com/2015/05/26/9-funny-quotes-from-stand-up-comedians/