I want to be a slave

unfortunately (for you), the system of slavery has been abolished (even in Islam). You are welcome to connect with a Muslim family and seek their assistance, but you would not find a Muslim family keen on having a 'slave'.

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Hello everyone.

I'm a 28 year old female, I'm from the UK and I'm Christian (kind of). I have the desire to become a slave to a Muslim family. I will not be paid although I expect to be able to live under your roof and to obey your rules. I will obey the husband, wife and children over 16 years old.

I can cook for you all, clean, whatever it is you say I will obey, except sexual demands, I will not obey these, this is nothing to do with sex at all. I just want to have a regimented structured life which is controlled by an outside family.

All I ask in return is to be able to live under your roof, be fed and to wash. I would be considered a slave / servant to your family and as such will not be paid. Physical discipline (nothing sexual) for not performing tasks to your standards is ok such as light hitting, obviously I don't expect to be beaten black and blue.

I don't expect to get much of a reply from anyone but if you never know if you don't ask right? You can send me a PM if you're interested.

You're probably asking why a Muslim family? Well because the integrity of the family and structure of the family (very disciplined) will surely channel down to me and give me structure and order. I do not smoke, do drugs, eat pork and I very much keep myself to myself.

My limited understanding of Islam tells me that slaves / servants are allowed and seeing as I am willingly requesting to be a servant, it cannot possibly be haram.

Thank you for reading :)