Things to say if caught sleeping at your

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 Face
it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your
boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell
him:

 �	"They
told me at the blood bank this might happen."

 �	"This
is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you
sent me."

 �	"Whew!
Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in
time!"

 �	"I
wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a
new paradigm."

 �	"I
was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

 �	"I
was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related   stress."

 �	"Damn!
Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."

 �	"The
coffee machine is broken..."

 �	"Someone
must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

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Dayem Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 23 August 2005 Status: Offline Points: 520	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dayem Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Things to say if caught sleeping at your Posted: 20 April 2006 at 2:38am
	Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell him: � "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." � "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." � "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" � "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." � "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." � "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." � "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." � "The coffee machine is broken..." � "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
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