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    Posted: 16 October 2006 at 10:51pm
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Married man live longer but they are more willing to die.
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Do married people live longer or does it just seem that way?
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lol ...those're funnny!
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Ha Ha Ha
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
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Moses returns temporarily from Mt Sinai to brief Aaron on his progress with
Allah and the twenty commandments.

"Okay, it's like this, We've got him down to 10 like I said but the adultery
clause sticks"
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lollll...that was funny...
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