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    Posted: 07 December 2006 at 8:44pm

If you consider the senior members, women are more quarrelsome (with each other) than men in this forum.



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Originally posted by ZEA J ZEA J wrote:

The following are all true.

Originally posted by Sign*Reader Sign*Reader wrote:

WHY MEN CAN�T WIN

Isn�t this the truth? 

   IF she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it�s exploitation.

> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it�s equal opportunity

>If you get a promotion ahead of her, it�s favoritism.

  If she makes a decision without consulting you, she�s a liberated woman.

>If you a make a decision with consulting her, you�re a chauvinist pig.

 

If she asks you, it�s a favor.

>If you ask her to do something she doesn�t enjoy, that�s domination.

If she has a headache, she�s tired.  If you have a headache, you don�t love her anymore, and you must be gallivanting.

Salaamu Alaykum,

Not in my Islaami world they're not!
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do men need a headache tablet ?  

 



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The following are all true.

Originally posted by Sign*Reader Sign*Reader wrote:

WHY MEN CAN�T WIN

Isn�t this the truth? 

   IF she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it�s exploitation.

> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it�s equal opportunity

>If you get a promotion ahead of her, it�s favoritism.

  If she makes a decision without consulting you, she�s a liberated woman.

>If you a make a decision with consulting her, you�re a chauvinist pig.

 

If she asks you, it�s a favor.

>If you ask her to do something she doesn�t enjoy, that�s domination.

If she has a headache, she�s tired.  If you have a headache, you don�t love her anymore, and you must be gallivanting.
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Originally posted by Sign*Reader Sign*Reader wrote:

WHY MEN CAN�T WIN

Isn�t this the truth? 

   If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

> If you don�t work hard enough, you�re a good for nothing bum.

   IF she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it�s exploitation.

> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it�s equal opportunity

>If you get a promotion ahead of her, it�s favoritism.


If you mention how nice she looks, it�s sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it�s male indifference.

If you cry, you�re a wimp.

If you don�t, you�re insensitive.

  If she makes a decision without consulting you, she�s a liberated woman.

>If you a make a decision with consulting her, you�re a chauvinist pig.

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If she asks you, it�s a favor.

>If you ask her to do something she doesn�t enjoy, that�s domination.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you�re vain,

if you don�t, you�re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you�re after something,

if you don�t�, you�re not thoughtful.

If you�re proud of your achievements, you�re an egotist,

if you�re not, you�re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she�s tired.  If you have a headache, you don�t love her anymore, and you must be gallivanting.

Bismillah and Salaams,

You might think this is really funny and true, but I think it's bunk and st**id.  Most of the women I know are strong, patient good women and this is unjustifiable whining from a Muslim man.

Oh, it's the humor section?  It's just not funny.
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WHY MEN CAN�T WIN

 

Isn�t this the truth? 

   If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

> If you don�t work hard enough, you�re a good for nothing bum.

 

   IF she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it�s exploitation.

> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

 

If she gets a job ahead of you, it�s equal opportunity

>If you get a promotion ahead of her, it�s favoritism.


If you mention how nice she looks, it�s sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it�s male indifference.

 

If you cry, you�re a wimp.

If you don�t, you�re insensitive.

 

  If she makes a decision without consulting you, she�s a liberated woman.

>If you a make a decision with consulting her, you�re a chauvinist pig.

. 

If she asks you, it�s a favor.

>If you ask her to do something she doesn�t enjoy, that�s domination.

 

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you�re vain,

if you don�t, you�re a slob.

 

If you buy her flowers, you�re after something,

if you don�t�, you�re not thoughtful.

 

If you�re proud of your achievements, you�re an egotist,

if you�re not, you�re not ambitious.

 

If she has a headache, she�s tired.  If you have a headache, you don�t love her anymore, and you must be gallivanting.
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