Sohaib’s DEN

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    coooooool....but I like the baby camel best..."why the hell are we in the Singapore zoo?"......my local version....

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number41 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 09 March 2007 Location: Japan Status: Offline Points: 163	Post Options Post Reply Quote number41 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Sohaib’s DEN Posted: 02 April 2007 at 8:07pm
	coooooool....but I like the baby camel best..."why the hell are we in the Singapore zoo?"......my local version....
	'When one bright intellect meets another bright intellect, the light increases and the Path becomes clear' � Rumi

.:: SoHaIB ::. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 24 March 2007 Status: Offline Points: 96	Post Options Post Reply Quote .:: SoHaIB ::. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 April 2007 at 7:36pm
	A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn�t even believe there�s a Hell. "Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we�ll show him how wrong he is."


.:: SoHaIB ::. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 24 March 2007 Status: Offline Points: 96	Post Options Post Reply Quote .:: SoHaIB ::. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 April 2007 at 7:02pm
	A baby camel asks her mother one day, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Ok," said the son and then asks,"Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert." After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the son replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert so that we can go without drinking for long periods." Very confused he again asks: "If we have huge feet to stop us sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water then why the hell are we in the San Diego zoo?"


.:: SoHaIB ::. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 24 March 2007 Status: Offline Points: 96	Post Options Post Reply Quote .:: SoHaIB ::. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 April 2007 at 7:00pm
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdMFDhIqrcg


.:: SoHaIB ::. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 24 March 2007 Status: Offline Points: 96	Post Options Post Reply Quote .:: SoHaIB ::. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 April 2007 at 6:55pm
	.................................Logical Stay........................................ Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, �Seems like all we do is fight. I�ve been so upset that I�ve lost twenty pounds.� �Why don�t you just leave him?� asked the friend. �Oh! Not yet,� the first replied. �I�d like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first.�


.:: SoHaIB ::. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 24 March 2007 Status: Offline Points: 96	Post Options Post Reply Quote .:: SoHaIB ::. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 April 2007 at 6:54pm
	Thnx 41 and pauline Here is a short one ............................Broken Promises............................. A couple were having their first fight, and finally the husband said, �When we got married, you promised to love, honour and obey.� The wife replied, �I know. But I didn�t want to start an argument in front of all those people.�


number41 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 09 March 2007 Location: Japan Status: Offline Points: 163	Post Options Post Reply Quote number41 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28 March 2007 at 6:13pm
	I rate it 10/10! . Please post more, I am looking forward to see more in your 'DEN'.
	'When one bright intellect meets another bright intellect, the light increases and the Path becomes clear' � Rumi

pauline35 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 15 November 2005 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 459	Post Options Post Reply Quote pauline35 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26 March 2007 at 7:38am
	spooked!