The Mama test

Couldn't resist...so cute!


THE MAMA TEST

I [a mother] was out walking with my 3-year-old daughter. She picked
up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I
took the item away from her, and I asked her not to do that.

"'Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground: You don't know where it's been; it's
dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I thought quickly, then answered: "All moms know this stuff. It's on
the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they won't let you be a mama."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"Oh. . .I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have
to be the dad."

"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

Sorry, guys. I couldnʼt resist.

You Might Be A Mom If . . .

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.
2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
6. Popsicles become a food staple.
7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.

9. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts.    to the telemarketer that calls...and HE hangs up on YOU!
10. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
11. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Crispy treats.
12. You're up each night until 10:00 P.M. vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink, or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.