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The Bearded One
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Posted: 26 May 2015 at 3:33pm |
9 funny quotes from stand-ups, including one about �Uncle Eid�. Enjoy!
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Quotes are very important things for wishing someone. For this reason today I am going to share with you about funny quotes. Read and enjoy.
�I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.� - Jarod Kintz "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. " � William Shakespeare "Etc. � End of Thinking Capacity. " � Unknown "If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you�re a tool. " � Unknown "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. " � Unknown Source: http://www.quoteschart.com/funny-quotes/ |
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