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    Posted: 20 November 2006 at 12:54am
I laughed out loud

howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/


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that was hilarious!!!!!!!
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I would love to try this one on one of the telemarketers for real if I could go through the act,
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oh my!  

kinda feel sorry for the telemarketer

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Originally posted by Angel Angel wrote:

oh my!


kinda feel sorry for the telemarketer


This guy got a call once from a funeral home selling family plots.
He pretended he was a suicidal newly unemployed abandoned husband
waiting for a sign from god to end his life. He plays out this whole story calls
the telemarketer the "Angel of death" and then fires a blank cap. Now that's
cold. I wasn't laughing at that one.
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During the speech, interrupt and say "Are you Canadian?" if they say no... say "We only converse with Canadians".... If they say yes say..." We don't talk to Canadians."

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Say in perfect English, "I don't speak English, sorry" or say, "I'm blind, could you repeat that?"

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I ask them to marry me.
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