oy vey

I apologize in advance for this joke. Here goes...
The year is 1850 It's the gold rush. A cowboy named Tex is leading a
wagon train from New Jersey to California. 5 days after entering Death
Valley. The party finds itself low on water and supplies and on the verge
of panic.
With only three days left to their water and Tex himself beginning to
doubt his own judgement- he sees an old dead tree off in the distance.
He pulls the train into a circle and rides off to investigate. Sitting under
the tree is a little old man. Tex dismounts and asks the old man, "Do you
know where I can find water? " You vant vater you ride disaway treedays
and you come to a cavalry outpost plenty of vater howz dat?"
"Why that's-that's great thats really good news."
Yes I can see dat makes you heppy but be sure dat you don't go dat way
over da ridge dere and into da gorge because dere all you gonna find is a
bacon tree."
"Right three days that way"
You got it but not da oder vay because all you gonna get is..."
"...A bacon tree" , Offers Tex to the little smiling man tips his hat mounts
his horse and gallops back to the train to tell everyone the good new but
they'll have none of it They are intrigued by the idea of seeing a bacon
tree and chide Tex for not realising that the man with the funny accent
was obviously Jewish and of course he would avoid a bacon tree because
Jews are forbidden to eat pork...

Over the ridge they go in search of the bacon tree down into the gorge
where they find fresh water as well but before they can drink they are set
upon by angry native americans who burn the wagons take the horses
and chase everyone out of the gorge over the ridge out into the open and
back to the old man who screams at them, "Vats vrong vit you people?
din't I tell you dat dere vas a bacon tree???!!!'

"BACON TREE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OLD MAN? THERE WAS
NO BACON TREE JUST A WHOLE TRIBE OF PISSED OFF WILD INDIANS!!!"

"Vhat am I talkink about? Vhat are you talkink about...
Vait a minute vait a minute. Oy Gevalt!! I meant a Ham Bush

Edited by Daniel Dworsky

Daniel Dworsky wrote: I apologize in advance for this joke. Here goes... The year is 1850 It's the gold rush. A cowboy named Tex is leading a wagon train from New Jersey to California. 5 days after entering Death Valley. The party finds itself low on water and supplies and on the verge of panic. With only three days left to their water and Tex himself beginning to doubt his own judgement- he sees an old dead tree off in the distance. He pulls the train into a circle and rides off to investigate. Sitting under the tree is a little old man. Tex dismounts and asks the old man, "Do you know where I can find water? " You vant vater you ride disaway treedays and you come to a cavalry outpost plenty of vater howz dat?" "Why that's-that's great thats really good news." Yes I can see dat makes you heppy but be sure dat you don't go dat way over da ridge dere and into da gorge because dere all you gonna find is a bacon tree." "Right three days that way" You got it but not da oder vay because all you gonna get is..." "...A bacon tree" , Offers Tex to the little smiling man tips his hat mounts his horse and gallops back to the train to tell everyone the good new but they'll have none of it They are intrigued by the idea of seeing a bacon tree and chide Tex for not realising that the man with the funny accent was obviously Jewish and of course he would avoid a bacon tree because Jews are forbidden to eat pork... Over the ridge they go in search of the bacon tree down into the gorge where they find fresh water as well but before they can drink they are set upon by angry native americans who burn the wagons take the horses and chase everyone out of the gorge over the ridge out into the open and back to the old man who screams at them, "Vats vrong vit you people? din't I tell you dat dere vas a bacon tree???!!!' "BACON TREE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OLD MAN? THERE WAS NO BACON TREE JUST A WHOLE TRIBE OF PISSED OFF WILD INDIANS!!!" "Vhat am I talkink about? Vhat are you talkink about... Vait a minute vait a minute. Oy Gevalt!! I meant a Ham Bush

 

Don't you be serious!!!...brother...

ambush...lol..