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   We've all had our share of dumb-blonde-jokes . . .  time for some new ones:  You may have heard some before, but too good to leave out 

Why do men prefer blondes? 
Men always like intellectual company.  

Why do men like love at first sight? 
It saves them a lot of time.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are blonde jokes so short? 
So men can remember them. 

What do you call a man with half a brain? 
Gifted. 
What do you call an intelligent man in America? 
A tourist. 
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? 
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove. 

How do men sort their laundry? 
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". 
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. 
What is the thinnest book in the world? 
"What men know about women." 
What's the difference between men and government bonds? 
Bonds mature. 
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? 
Who knows? - did it ever happen?? 
How are men and parking spots alike? 
The good ones are always taken...
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? 
E.T. phoned home. 
Why are men like laxatives? 
They can irritate the sh*t out of you.
Why is it good that there are women astronauts? 
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions 
Why do men like blonde jokes so much? 
Because they can understand them 
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? 
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there
Why are men like commercials? 
You can't believe a word they say
Why are men like blenders? 
You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 

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Chrysalis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 November 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Chrysalis Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Men . . . Posted: 29 October 2008 at 6:37am
	We've all had our share of dumb-blonde-jokes . . . time for some new ones: You may have heard some before, but too good to leave out Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women." What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - did it ever happen?? How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken... What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the sh*t out of you. Why is it good that there are women astronauts? So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
	"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."

Saladin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 04 September 2007 Location: Sri Lanka Status: Offline Points: 575	Post Options Post Reply Quote Saladin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 October 2008 at 6:32am
	............ Edited by Saladin - 30 October 2008 at 6:33am
	'Trust everyone but not the devil in them'

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 October 2008 at 6:57am
	A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Chrysalis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 November 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Chrysalis Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 31 October 2008 at 11:04am
	Cheer up Saladin . . . :p it was meant to make you laugh.... not cry!
	"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."

Imani Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 21 October 2008 Location: Saudi Arabia Status: Offline Points: 92	Post Options Post Reply Quote Imani Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 November 2008 at 2:13am
	Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women." salam. this joke is realy funny So do you mean to say that men are like dogs? Oh and one more thing, the thinnest book in the world can not be found by all men but rather those with magnifying eyes. lol!! just kidding peace chrysalis Edited by Imani - 01 November 2008 at 2:15am
	"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7) peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 November 2008 at 1:21pm
	How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

Imani Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 21 October 2008 Location: Saudi Arabia Status: Offline Points: 92	Post Options Post Reply Quote Imani Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 November 2008 at 2:10pm
	that's a lie abuayisha. lol! By the way, what do you mean by the word 'smart' pls. tell me, are you supporting the men or the women? infact! every word from a woman is 'smart'. even if she smiles, it is a smart action.
	"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7) peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM

Chrysalis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 November 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Chrysalis Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 November 2008 at 4:55am

	"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."