Perks of reaching 50 and beyond

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   Inshallah in good health! 

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 

02. In a hostages situation you are likely to be released first. 

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 

08.You can eat supper at 4pm. 

09. You can live without your newspaper but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 

19. You can't remember who sent you this list. 

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. 

Edited by Alex - 10 March 2009 at 12:28pm

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Alex Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group Male Joined: 07 June 2005 Status: Offline Points: 55	Post Options Post Reply Quote Alex Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Perks of reaching 50 and beyond Posted: 02 March 2009 at 7:14pm
	Inshallah in good health! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostages situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08.You can eat supper at 4pm. 09. You can live without your newspaper but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. 20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Edited by Alex - 10 March 2009 at 12:28pm

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 March 2009 at 7:34pm
	17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

aka2x2 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 12 September 2006 Status: Offline Points: 446	Post Options Post Reply Quote aka2x2 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 March 2009 at 1:07pm
	lol.....!!!
	Respectfully aka2x2

Saladin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 04 September 2007 Location: Sri Lanka Status: Offline Points: 575	Post Options Post Reply Quote Saladin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 10 March 2009 at 9:54am
	.....Good one Alex!
	'Trust everyone but not the devil in them'