At the zoo.

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   An unemployed guy got a new 
job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and 
pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his 
first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. 
The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, 
jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic 
attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety 
netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there
 stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, 
Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and 
hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"