businessman’s visit to a doctor

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   The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical practitioner examined him and backed away, saying:
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."
"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman.
"Do you want to write your will?"
"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

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salman_s Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest Group Joined: 24 May 2006 Location: India Status: Offline Points: 1289	Post Options Post Reply Quote salman_s Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: businessman’s visit to a doctor Posted: 15 June 2006 at 11:44pm
	The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical practitioner examined him and backed away, saying: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

ZEA J Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 01 June 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 224	Post Options Post Reply Quote ZEA J Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 June 2006 at 11:57pm

	"You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92)

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	Very good, Salman! Blessings to You.
	Patty I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future.

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