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    Posted: 18 June 2006 at 10:40pm

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

 



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Applies to every Politician?!!
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Originally posted by amah amah wrote:


Applies to every Politician?!!

applies to not every....but many politicians...

 

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^^^^
Salman, you aiming to become minister this term?
"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Originally posted by Dayem Dayem wrote:

^^^^
Salman, you aiming to become minister this term?

no dayem....but i think what i said above is correct....



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Originally posted by Dayem Dayem wrote:

^^^^Salman, you aiming to become minister this term?


Taliban in India anyone?
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