Don’t mess with old ladies

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   DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Ca I see your license please?
Older woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Offcier: Don't have one?
Older woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fro drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older woman: Yes, and killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Offcier looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly aproaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car adn murdered the owner.

Older woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this tou car, ma'am?

Older woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, which you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't mess with old ladies.

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Angel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641	Post Options Post Reply Quote Angel Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Don’t mess with old ladies Posted: 04 July 2006 at 5:48am
	DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Ca I see your license please? Older woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Offcier: Don't have one? Older woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fro drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older woman: Yes, and killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Offcier looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly aproaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car adn murdered the owner. Older woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this tou car, ma'am? Older woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, which you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't mess with old ladies.
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ak_m_f Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3272	Post Options Post Reply Quote ak_m_f Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 July 2006 at 9:23am
	The only old lady I m scared of is THIS