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semar 
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Salam/Peace,
Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
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Matt Browne
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Posted: 12 June 2010 at 7:20am |
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I like the approach of using human to bridge religious divides !
After suffering a heart attach and having quadruple bypass surgery, a man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they nursed him back to health, one of the nuns asked him if he had health insurance. "No," he replied, "No health insurance." "Do you have any money in the bank?" asked the nun. "No. No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have any relatives you could ask for help?" The man replied, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." At this the nun because irritated. "Nuns are not spinsters. Nuns are married to God!" "OK, then," said the man. "Send the bill to my brother-in-law." |
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A religion that's intolerant of other religions can't be the world's best religion --Abdel Samad
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people--Eleanor Roosevelt |
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I♥Jesus
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Posted: 12 June 2010 at 9:39am |
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Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line and when it�s his turn the preacher says, �Bubba, what you want me to pray about? � Bubba says, �Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.� So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba�s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, �Bubba, how�s your hearing now?� Bubba says, �I don�t know preacher, it�s not until next Wednesday.� |
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If Allah had so willed, He would have made you a single people, but (His plan is) to test you in what He hath given you: so strive as in a race in all virtues. 5:48
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Posted: 13 June 2010 at 11:02am |
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�I don�t know preacher, it�s not until next Wednesday.�
 
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After explaining the commandment to honor
your father and mother, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if there
was a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
sisters.
One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, "Thou shalt not kill."  |
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