Corny Pick-Up lines. . .

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   Okay, I got these in an email, tho some u may have read som before, i still found them amusing! ( hopefully none of our brothers here use them ) 

You gotta be a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya. . . 

Is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day . . . 

Do u believe in love at first site, or do i have to walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. . . 

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming. . . 

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. . . 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. . . 

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!

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Chrysalis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 November 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Chrysalis Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Corny Pick-Up lines. . . Posted: 18 February 2009 at 2:32pm
	Okay, I got these in an email, tho some u may have read som before, i still found them amusing! ( hopefully none of our brothers here use them ) You gotta be a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya. . . Is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ? Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day . . . Do u believe in love at first site, or do i have to walk by again? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. . . Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman? You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming. . . I didn't believe in angels until I meet you! I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. . . If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. . . I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
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