Falling Woman

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   A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.

On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank  you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."

The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."

She says : "You PIG!!   NEVER!!"

So he says "FINE!" and he drops  her down.... So she's falling and screaming ...

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me,   I'll do anything that you ask..."

The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."

She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"

So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you  saved  my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"

The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirulla'h!"  and he drops her.

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infomagination Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Female Joined: 23 October 2002 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 274	Post Options Post Reply Quote infomagination Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Falling Woman Posted: 17 April 2008 at 3:19am
	A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming ... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirulla'h!" and he drops her.
	"One morning or evening in the path of Allah is better than the world and all it contains. A hand-span or a whip's length of Jannat is better that the world and all it contains..."Sayings of Nabi(SAW)

Nausheen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Female Joined: 10 January 2001 Status: Offline Points: 4251	Post Options Post Reply Quote Nausheen Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 17 April 2008 at 8:58pm
	*Auzubillahi Minash Shaitan ir Rajeem* *Bismillah ir Rahman ir Rahim* Astaghfirullah!! Long time no see, but I got your PM. Thank you - and surely I have fond memories of you :) Take care. Barak Allahu Feeki.
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