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semar 
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 Topic: BEFORE & AFTER MARRIAGE
Posted: 24 April 2008 at 5:03pm |
BEFORE & AFTER MARRIAGE
Before Marriage:
John - At last, I can hardly wait!
Jane � Do you want me to leave?
John � NO, don't even think about it.
Jane � Do you love me?
John � Of course! Always have, always will.
Jane � Have you ever cheated on me?
John � NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane � Will you kiss me?
John � Every chance I get.
Jane � Will you ever hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane � Can I trust you?
John � Yes.
Jane � Darling!
After Marriage:
Read from the bottom back to the top.
Hope, no member of this forum do that  .
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Salam/Peace,
Semar
"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)
"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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Truth_light24
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Posted: 24 April 2008 at 6:52pm |
From the bottom to the top, here how it is.... 
Jane � Darling!
John � Yes.
Jane � Can I trust you?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane � Will you ever hit me?
John � Every chance I get.
Jane � Will you kiss me?
John � NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane � Have you ever cheated on me?
John � Of course! Always have, always will.
Jane � Do you love me?
John � NO, don't even think about it.
Jane � Do you want me to leave?
John - At last, I can hardly wait!
What a joke 
Edited by Truth_light24 - 24 April 2008 at 6:55pm
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And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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Sign*Reader
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Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:08pm |
Hope, no member of this forum do that  . Not all of it but some  OBTW-about your signature---The 1/3 air in the digestive system will be tough to maintain wuddo, you know what I mean- sound like this hadith has some technical issues think about it!
Edited by Sign*Reader - 25 April 2008 at 12:29pm
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Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction.
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semar
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Posted: 28 April 2008 at 4:33pm |
 Sign*Reader wrote:
OBTW-about your signature---The 1/3 air in the digestive system will be tough to maintain wuddo, you know what I mean- sound like this hadith has some technical issues think about it!
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it depends on the presure (the density of the air) 
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Salam/Peace,
Semar
"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)
"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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Sign*Reader
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 5:30pm |
Oh brother, please the food and water go through esophageal way to stomach not air that takes the trachea route to lungs that is covererd by the flap called epiglottis , unless are getting confused with the burping gases from the stomach. I think who ever narrated this hadith wasn't a good transmitter! Any hadith that is in conflict with facts should be dropped from the list or revised- this is not Quran we talking about! I will say either trust me or you need to look up the systems in a physiology book or look online and change this signature that you might have to defend the wisdom of it!
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Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction.
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peacemaker
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 10:30am |
Assalamu Alaikum,
First of all, it is humor section; therefore, it is important that issues of religion should not be discussed here. Another thing is that Hadith�s authenticity is researched by scholars of hadith based on various parameters and narrators. It is not fitting for an average person to label a Hadith-- false or authentic--on a narrow and flawed thinking or reasoning.
Islamic sources such as Qur�an and Hadith don�t depend on science as science changes with the passage of time whereas Islam as explained to us more than 1400 years ago revealed on the final Prophet ( SAW ) by divine revelations remains the same. Science may or may not comply with Islam, but Islam continues to move on as it is divinely ordained faith.
As it is humor section, please start another thread in a relevant section to discuss pertinent matters. It is not that Islam is against humor ( good humor ), it is that matters should be discussed at relevant places.
May Allah guide us all.
Peace
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
Qur'an 55:13
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semar
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 11:50am |
Assalamu alaikum,
Sorry Br. Peacemaker, I just want to clarify one thing. After that you may close this topic.
Br. Sign_Reader, I don't know much about the things that you said, I trust you that you know much-much better than me, however to me as a regular person, this hadith is very simple and easy to understand and easy to implement, basically don't eat too much. My favorite one is this part:
"Do not eat before you are hungry, and stop eating before you are full"
I use it as signature because like we've heard over and over that overweight in the US (and in other part of the world) is getting bigger-bigger problem everyday. To me, again as "regular person", the most effective way to control this problem (overweight), if we can spread this teaching and apply it into our lives.
Edited by semar - 05 May 2008 at 11:55am
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Salam/Peace,
Semar
"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)
"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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