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Angela 
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Dayem
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Posted: 15 September 2006 at 9:32am |
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a snail got beaten by a group of drunked turtules. when he went to report in police station, the cop asked ,"will u be able to recognise them?".
"I am sorry, but I am afraid that i won't be able to do that", whined the snail. "You see, it all happened sooooooooooooo fast!!" |
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"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Daniel Dworsky
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Posted: 16 September 2006 at 1:13pm |
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Mr. Snail - tired of all the jokes about how slow he is buys a super
charged turbo BMW and paints a large letter "S" (for Snail) on the back. He drives around now passing other motorists like they are standing still. They say, "Whoa look at that S car go..." I think I have exhausted the snail jokes. Shall we move on to porcupines? The difference between Porcupines and BMW. With porcupines the pricks are on the outside... Edited by Daniel Dworsky |
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Hanan
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Posted: 20 September 2006 at 5:46pm |
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