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    Posted: 07 May 2009 at 6:54pm

A rabbit went to a grocery shop and asked the grocer, �Can I have some carrots?� The grocer replied, �We don�t serve rabbits!�.

The next day the rabbit went back and asked the same question. This time the grocer got angry and said, �I told you we DON'T SERVE RABBITS!" And if you came back and ask me the same question, I am going to punch you in the face and knock your teeth out!�

The 3rd day rabbit went back to the grocer and asked again, �Can I have some carrots?� The grocer grabbed the rabbit and punched him in the face and knocked his teeth out.

The 4th day the rabbit went back to the grocer and asked, �Can I have some carrot juice?�

Moral of the story? � Share your thoughts ..



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Quit while you're ahead?
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Quit while you still have teeth? Oops-- to late for much of the human population in my state (Vermont) Tongue. I think the movie Deliverance should have been set in either Vermont or New Hampshire instead of Georgia. 
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How about .. Be persistent in the face of challenges.

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i didn't get it
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