Donations To Bush

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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." 

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" 

The Officer replies, "President Bush is just so depressed about being behind in the polls that he stopped his motorcade 
in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says he can't find donators to give him money for his campaign. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." 

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" 

"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!" 

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KashifAsrar Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27 June 2006 Location: India Status: Offline Points: 128	Post Options Post Reply Quote KashifAsrar Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Donations To Bush Posted: 09 August 2006 at 5:38am
	Donations To Bush A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "President Bush is just so depressed about being behind in the polls that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says he can't find donators to give him money for his campaign. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"

Angela Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555	Post Options Post Reply Quote Angela Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 August 2006 at 9:23am
	At three bucks a gallon, I don't know if I could spare a tank for that.