clean joke....A view of the reality

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   A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts
fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and
says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I
am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the
morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" � the policeman
answers. "But I am not an American!" � says the man. "Oh, what are you
then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers
says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

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	A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" � the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" � says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. if you got any jokes, post em in