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   An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the
situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There
is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT
screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the
chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As
he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by
100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out
again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

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Dayem Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 23 August 2005 Status: Offline Points: 520	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dayem Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: you are in trouble! Posted: 13 August 2006 at 12:16am
	An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!." There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
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