Woman and Butcher
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Topic: Woman and Butcher
Posted By: abuayisha
Subject: Woman and Butcher
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 7:36pm
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When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market where I work, the butcher didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one. "Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked. "Of course," said the butcher. He took the roaster behind the counter, away from view, and made a lot of noise rolling it around the ice as if he were searching for just the right chicken. He then showed the same bird to her. "Better," she said. "Do you have one with a little more meat on it?" He took the chicken, rolled it in the ice and offered it up a third time. "Great," the woman said. "I'll take all three." |
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Posted By: Misha'el
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 9:33pm
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some people say: lying to a woman is a suicidal attempt
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Posted By: ArabianKnight02
Date Posted: 22 August 2007 at 1:11am
its not suicidal.. its the worst headache you'll ever have and it wont go away... and then randomly on a beautiful sunny day.. that headache will pop up out of nowhere because of another minor headache... ------------- There is no god but God |
Misha'el wrote:Posted By: Misha'el
Date Posted: 25 August 2007 at 5:09pm
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I forgot to write the word "like" before " a suicidal attempt". when a person lies, it will go like this:
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> embarrassed 
> exposed 
> after having a very bad headache 
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