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ALL THE SAME

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Topic: ALL THE SAME
Posted By: Azaleah
Subject: ALL THE SAME
Date Posted: 08 December 2007 at 6:51pm

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were
drunk in a bar:

Chinese: Why you Hit me?


Spielberg: Coz you bombed Pearl Harbor.
My father died there!


Chinese: But I'm Chinese, not Japanese,
st**id!


Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese,
Chinese......all the same!!!


THE CHINESE PUNCHED SPIELBERG

Spielberg: Why you hit me, too?


Chinese: Thats for the sinking of
TITANIC!


Spielberg: But the TITANIC was sunk by
an iceberg, moroon!


Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg,
Spielberg, you're all the same!






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Leah


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