Some things to make you smile or laugh
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Topic: Some things to make you smile or laugh
Posted By: Angel
Subject: Some things to make you smile or laugh
Date Posted: 05 June 2008 at 9:38pm
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Notice in a window - Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes.
Two atoms are walking down the street
the first one says, "Oh no, I've just lost an electron!"
the second one says, " Are you sure?"
and the first one replies, "I'm postive!"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs.
What goes tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog.
Musical torture
A missionary was travelling in Africa with his guide. In the distance they heard drums. "What do those drums means?" the missionary asked nervously. The native replied, "Drums OK, but if they stop - very bad." They walked on, then suddenly the drums stopped. In panic, the missionary asked, What happens now?" The guide crouched down covered his ears with his hands, and answered with a groan of dispair, "Tuba solo."
"What does a buffalo say when her son leaves home?
"Bi-son"
$MXVIII
Fight back! fillout your tax forms in roman numerals.
Touching is believing
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe them; but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?
Live and let live
The fly on your ice-cream may not be there to annoy you: it's probably just there for the skiing.
 -------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Replies:
Posted By: Truth_light24
Date Posted: 06 June 2008 at 2:41am
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there
are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe them; but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?  ------------- And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59 |
Posted By: seekn
Date Posted: 10 July 2008 at 9:59am
Is someone guilty of something?  
------------- "He will not be asked about what He does, but they will be asked." (al-Anbiya' 21: 23) |