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You've got to love blondies

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Topic: You've got to love blondies

Posted By: Ahlam_lu
Subject: You've got to love blondies
Date Posted: 05 September 2008 at 7:49pm

What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one....' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there' If you're not sure what a 710 is

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg - Click Here

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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 06 September 2008 at 6:21am

Posted By: Truth_light24
Date Posted: 11 September 2008 at 4:56pm

OIL!!

looooooooooooooool LOL

why there are a lot jokes about blonde?? Disapprove

Are they that..??? Unhappy

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And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

Posted By: Ahlam_lu
Date Posted: 14 September 2008 at 12:57pm

Assalam 3aleykom W.r W.b

Well, personally i dont relate intelligence to physical looks. So being a blond does not mean one is actually dumb. But for some reason blondes are highly linked to dumb jokes which seriously are funny jokes. I just take the humor in it. And uh! i have one more so read below..........

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a showin a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your st**id blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little *****on your knee'

Posted By: Chrysalis
Date Posted: 18 September 2008 at 10:55am

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"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."

Posted By: sobiya
Date Posted: 13 December 2008 at 8:26am

LOOL

thats funny

Posted By: Caprice88
Date Posted: 26 December 2008 at 10:34am

wow thats funny

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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

Posted By: JihadX
Date Posted: 26 December 2008 at 11:39am

Posted By: hossain
Date Posted: 12 January 2009 at 1:48pm

hahaha good stuff :D