Lifestyle Mathematics
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Topic: Lifestyle Mathematics
Posted By: candid_new
Subject: Lifestyle Mathematics
Date Posted: 08 April 2009 at 5:57am
I got this in an email. Non sense but really funny 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATHS A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 08 April 2009 at 7:15am
 
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Posted By: Akhe Abdullah
Date Posted: 08 April 2009 at 8:03am
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Salams Candid.
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Posted By: Hunter
Date Posted: 08 April 2009 at 9:41pm
------------- "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"-- DrDre |
Posted By: Duane
Date Posted: 09 April 2009 at 7:20am
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Posted By: Danty
Date Posted: 16 April 2009 at 8:30am
I have received this email before. Funny! I enjoyed reading this again!  ------------- Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI) |