Mullah Nasruddin
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Topic: Mullah Nasruddin
Posted By: savant
Subject: Mullah Nasruddin
Date Posted: 24 April 2009 at 8:55pm
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Once, the people of the city invited Mullah Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left. Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week.
Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left! ------------- Never Give up |
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Posted By: Hunter
Date Posted: 25 April 2009 at 12:40am
I'm guessing he didn't score a fourth speaking engagement?
------------- "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"-- DrDre |
Posted By: Chrysalis
Date Posted: 26 April 2009 at 9:36am
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Heheheh. Nope Hunter, I dont think so. ------------- "O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young." |
Posted By: candid_new
Date Posted: 27 April 2009 at 6:21am
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Chrysalis knows because she was there
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