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A night in the countryside

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Topic: A night in the countryside
Posted By: Pati
Subject: A night in the countryside
Date Posted: 02 May 2009 at 2:39am

Two very wise friends went for camping. After the dinner and a short walk, they went to sleep into their sleeping bags. After few hours, one started calling to the other:

- John! John! What can you see?

- I can see how beautiful is this night sky with these beautiful bright stars!!

- And what else do you see?

- That poetically, we should make a poem about it.

- And what else?

- That musically, we should sing about it.

- Don't you see anything else?

- Astronomically, I can see millions of stars that belongs to a myriad of galaxies, thousands of light years away... Everything... amazing!!

- Anything else you see?

- Theologically, I must say that the Creator of such greatness is almighty, and infinitely wise...

- But you cannot see anything else?

- Yes, man!! Religiously, we must worship God and give thanks for so many beautiful gifts He gave to us.

- And what else?

- Mercifully, we must love our Lord with our whole hearts, our powers and our forces.

- You must see something else!!

- Yes, that chronologically, it's around three in the morning...

- Is that all?

- Come on!! But what can you see?

- I see that you are an idiot!! Don't  you realize that someone has stolen our tent?

 


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No God wants the killing, but the peace.
The weapons are carried by people, not by religions.



Replies:
Posted By: savant
Date Posted: 03 May 2009 at 7:36pm
Smile other friend must be philosopher

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Never Give up


Posted By: Duane
Date Posted: 05 May 2009 at 10:14am

That is funny.  I think we all know someone like that.




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