Conversation a woman with her husband who is a software engineer.

Husband: (He came late) "Good night honey, I am logged in."

Wife: Did you get something for me, that I asked you to do?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: I asked you early in the morning!

Husband: Errorneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: How about the new TV?

Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: OK, so just give me your credit card I'll do it on my own!

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love computer than me? Or you just make joke?

Husband: Too many parameters.. .

Wife: It's a big mistake to marry  an "idiot" like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: Hi your son also give me trouble, I could not ask him anything.

Husband: Might be wrong command or syntac error.

Wife: No he couldn't remember anything what I say.

Husband: Just reformat his memory.

Wife: Huuuu. You are useless.

Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: How about you salary this month, we need to pay the bill?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife: OK, what do you think my position in this family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.