Secret to Years of Marriage
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Topic: Secret to Years of Marriage
Posted By: abuayisha
Subject: Secret to Years of Marriage
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 12:35pm
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When I asked a friend the secret to his 52 years of marriage, he replied, "We never go to sleep angry." "That's a great philosophy," I noted. "Yes. And the longest we've been awake so far is five days." |
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Posted By: Akhe Abdullah
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 3:51pm
As Salamu Alaikum,Brother Abuayisha. five days without sleep will drive you crazy 
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Posted By: savant
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 7:33pm
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,"That's twice." We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot him. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once." ------------- Never Give up |
Posted By: Akhe Abdullah
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 8:07pm
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Posted By: aaysha
Date Posted: 10 July 2009 at 9:10pm
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