How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
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Topic: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Posted By: Danty
Subject: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Date Posted: 25 July 2009 at 10:49pm
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As-salam-u-laikum All, I got this email from my dad. Enjoy!
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.' 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' 17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!' 18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity........ Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ...... Therapy ------------- Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI) |
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Posted By: Hayfa
Date Posted: 29 July 2009 at 12:48pm
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cute!
------------- When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. Rumi |
Posted By: Akhe Abdullah
Date Posted: 29 July 2009 at 1:02pm
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Posted By: Chrysalis
Date Posted: 31 July 2009 at 5:09am
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Hahahah :D
It would be so hilarious IF I had the guts to do anyone of this. I am going to try the 'diet water' thingy when out with friends. lol. ------------- "O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young." |
Posted By: martha
Date Posted: 31 July 2009 at 7:44am
Yeah, good post  ------------- some of us are a lot like cement:- all mixed up and permanently set |
Posted By: Danty
Date Posted: 31 July 2009 at 11:04am
Glad yall enjoyed it!  ------------- Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI) |
Posted By: Muna1975
Date Posted: 14 August 2009 at 10:00am
| Those are really funny! |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 14 August 2009 at 8:36pm
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-------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Zaharah
Date Posted: 10 October 2009 at 10:07am
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Assalimu Alaikum Danty,
you know down south what would happen with these po po's
lol
Zaharah ------------- CHANGE- Let's change the way we eat, the way we live and the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn't working, so it's on us to do what we gotta do to survive. Tupac A. Shakur... |