What's your religion?
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Topic: What's your religion?
Posted By: Alex
Subject: What's your religion?
Date Posted: 17 September 2009 at 12:23pm
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Muslim?" "Muslim." "Me too! Are you Shia or Sunni?" "Sunni." "Me too! Are you Hanafi or Shafaee?" �Hanafi." "Wow! Me too! Are you Salafi or Tablighi?" "Tablighi." To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. |
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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 17 September 2009 at 6:00pm
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. |
Posted By: Pati
Date Posted: 18 September 2009 at 3:58pm
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Hi to both of you, Really, I find both of jokes funnies, and I think we could apply the same to the Jews. It's showing a reality, that inside every religion, there are so many groups, and not always understanding and respecting each other (actually, every small group use to think that they defend the real religion and the rest are "heretic"). But I am sure the best joke would be: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Atheist." To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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Posted By: UmmAmara
Date Posted: 18 September 2009 at 6:23pm
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Technically...all 3 of u are murderers!
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Posted By: salahuddeen2009
Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 4:37pm
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I LIKE THIS FORUM,GUYS & LADIES HERE ARE SOMETIMES SOOOOOOOO SERIOUS,THEY ARE SOOOOOO KNOWLEDGABLE, & WHEN INDICATED ,THEY USE THEIR KNOWLEDGE TO BECOME VEEEEEEEEERY FUNNY! WALLAHY YOU ALL MADE ME LAUGH,MY WIFE IS COOKING DINNER NOW IN THE KITCHEN,&HEARD ME,MAYBE SHE THINKS I LOST MY MIND
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Posted By: Zaharah
Date Posted: 10 October 2009 at 10:05am
Assalimu Alaikum,
I dont know if i should do this , this or this
lol
Zaharah------------- CHANGE- Let's change the way we eat, the way we live and the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn't working, so it's on us to do what we gotta do to survive. Tupac A. Shakur... |