Apply to join the Israeli Army!
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Topic: Apply to join the Israeli Army!
Posted By: Zionistman
Subject: Apply to join the Israeli Army!
Date Posted: 25 September 2009 at 2:51pm
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Hello everyone!
I have some awesome news for you! The IDF is looking for people to join them in the war on terror and we are looking for you! Like, not looking for you as in wanting to break down your door and beat up your ailing mother but we really really need good people to join our armed forces.
So here is the application form. Just fill it in and send it to http://dover.idf.il/IDF/English/ - http://dover.idf.il/IDF/English/
ISRAELI DEFENCE FORCES VOLUNTEER APPLICATION FORM
Date: ______________
First Name: ___________________
Last Name: ___________________
Prison Nickname: __________________
Check off one of these options below.
1. I am interested in serving in:
0 The army
0 The navy
0 The air force
2. I have learned about the IDF from:
0 A human rights group report
0 Hearing a rabbi condemn their crimes
0 My parole officer who told me I might as well murder people legally
0 Benjamin Netanyahu
3) My role model in life is
0 Napoleon
0 Hitler
0 Osama bin Laden
0 Homer Simpson
4) Please list your religion from the choices below:
a) nationalism
b) xenophobia
c) materialism
d) marxism
e) Islam, Christianity, Islam ... if you chose any of these and actually follow their ideas please consider your application rejected.
5) In the space below describe your education, religious beliefs and moral values:
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6) In the space below explain why you hate the Palestinians and feel entitled to abuse them and oppress them.
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_________________________________________________________ 8) Please describe your most recent working experience that would make you an asset to serve in the IDF. Butchers, drug dealers, pimps, bomb makers and gangbangers have an obvious advantage but everyone is welcome to apply.
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9) My gender is
a) male
b) female
c) different every year
10) My hobbies and interests include:
a) throwing rocks at kids on their way to school
b) laughing as my IDF buddies humiliate elderly people at checkpoints
c) stalking teenage girls
d) pretending I'm Jewish
I have read, understood and answered the questions to the best of my abilities or have had someone read them to me and write down my responses. I am prepared to spit on my Jewish traditions, values and beliefs for the duration of my time in the IDF. All of the above questions have been answered correctly to the best of my knowledge.
Signature or thumbprint: ___________________________
Date: ________________________
Signature of witnessing parole officer _______________________ |
Replies:
Posted By: Zionistman
Date Posted: 26 September 2009 at 12:02pm
| Well???!!!!!.... come on, don't you want to join?... |
Posted By: Sign*Reader
Date Posted: 26 September 2009 at 2:43pm
 ------------- Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction. |
Posted By: Full of Hopes
Date Posted: 26 September 2009 at 8:24pm
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-------------  And whoever seeks a religion other than Isl�m, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers(3:85)
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