short jokes
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Topic: short jokes
Posted By: Full of Hopes
Subject: short jokes
Date Posted: 11 December 2009 at 8:56am
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Asslamu Alaikum Here are more jokes, I hope you like them. 
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? __________________________________________ Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. _______________________________________ Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please! _________________________________ Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. ____________________ PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." ____________________________ Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? ____________________________ Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account. _____________________ Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. ______________________ -------------  And whoever seeks a religion other than Isl�m, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers(3:85)
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Posted By: afeefa
Date Posted: 12 December 2009 at 11:21pm
from bank account would b a good start  ------------- Enjoyment for people is that which to them would delight,so for people of faith it is to struggle for Allah's love with all their might. |