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Topic: Installing Husband 1.0
Posted By: Alex
Subject: Installing Husband 1.0
Date Posted: 28 January 2010 at 7:35pm

This has been around for some time but nice to read again.

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Fiance 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and SPORTS 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

Tech Support Reply, 

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Fiance 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 & Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Unhappy 7.0 or Friends 6.1.
Please note that Friends 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the All Sports and Bad Habits Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Fiance 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support update


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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 29 January 2010 at 8:03am
Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.


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