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A Scotsman walking through a field,

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Topic: A Scotsman walking through a field,

Posted By: reciclar1110
Subject: A Scotsman walking through a field,
Date Posted: 22 November 2010 at 2:12am

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts � Awa ye feel hoor that�s full O� coos Sharn�
(Don�t drink the water, it�s full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back �I�m English, Speak English, I don�t understand you�.
The Scotsman man shouts back �Use both hands, you�ll get more in.�