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Topic: Bridge & Women
Posted By: Sign*Reader
Subject: Bridge & Women
Date Posted: 09 January 2011 at 1:50am
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343004/A-bridge-far-China-unveils-worlds-longest-sea-bridge-miles-FURTHER-Dover-Calais-crossing.html - fROM A NEWS REPORT COMMENT!

A man walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. He brushed the sand off it and in doing so released the genie within, "Oh Master, I will grant you one wish." said the genie. The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The genie said, "But Master, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things." The man thought about it for a while. Finally he said, "Genie, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy." The genie replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

- Rigger, Western Australia, 02/1/2011 14:40

who needs a bridge - I am ready!

- charon, mid styx, 02/1/2011 18:50


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343004/A-bridge-far-China-unveils-worlds-longest-sea-bridge-miles-FURTHER-Dover-Calais-crossing.html#ixzz1AWvzVF8G - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343004/A-bridge-far-China-unveils-worlds-longest-sea-bridge-miles-FURTHER-Dover-Calais-crossing.html#ixzz1AWvzVF8G






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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 09 January 2011 at 11:20am
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