Valentines day, male version

It�s coming soon
And I don�t know what to do
How many cards to buy and send
To the good looking people
It�s quite funny
they never ever send me any?

Every year it�s the same
Being asked the question
How many did u get?
I lie
and say I got over twenty
Sent most of them to myself

Not into religion much
Aint got time, too busy
more time for that stuff when I�m older
but every Valentine �s Day
I buy and send cards
Didn�t realise that I was a practicing pagan
Worshipping Satan
Instead of my religion Islam

I go with the flow
And the flow goes westwards
Live life based on desires
No fear for the hell fire
Religion is just a joke
In this modern age

Desires satisfied
But always more to do
Humans are pretty
When u get one
The one u don�t have seems desirable
Always the opportunity cost
And sometimes u feels lost
And spoilt for choice

Who shall I date?
And have as my mate
Coz Feb fourteen only comes once a year
Full of fear
As I ask out a nice girly
Is she taken or playing hard to get
Then I take my wallet out
and she�s mine without a doubt

Money always works
And the promise of a good time
Better than the last one she was with
Hope she�s not too experienced
With a good memory
Hate comparisons
But that�s just the way it goes

In this day and age
Changing partners every few months
It�s all the rage
Me and her both

Also being careful
Not be caught by the family
Otherwise
It�s the arranged marriage route
for her and maybe for me
Honour and all that
But we both lost ours years ago

I like women�s equality
Any excuse to go all the way
Hope she don�t get pregnant
Or pass me any diseases
Asian girls are cleaner
Compared to the others
So I don�t bother with protection

Feb fourteen
Is all about following St Valentine
Dating and mating
As I pursue my prey
All the way
And practice being a pagan
For just one day

Even if it means
Catching diseases
Loss of honour and respect
Being caught by the family
And breaking many hearts along the way

N.B: No copyright in Islam, please forward as widely as possible inshAllah.