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Topic: The Bible
Posted By: Patty
Subject: The Bible
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 7:14pm

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady.



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Patty

I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future.



Replies:
Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 11:16pm


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"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Posted By: soosoo88
Date Posted: 18 May 2006 at 4:06pm
 HeHe

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"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."


Posted By: sayariza
Date Posted: 19 May 2006 at 3:35pm


he he the most funny thing: ""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady".

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Islam is light



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